"If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity!" -GlaDos
Dang it Kurloz, that’s not where you’re supposed to keep your needles!
(I’ve been artblocking something fierce and thought challenging myself would help, but in reality it just made me scream at Makara hair.)
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.
one time I awkwardly got stucking waiting in line with my friends friend. I didn’t really know her but we’d like seen each other around you know?
So we’re standing there in line for snacks, and she pulls out her phone and I notice it looks exactly like my phone. So (in an attempt to make pleasant conversation) I say “Oh hey! I have that exact same phone! Except mine doesn’t have a picture of your boyfriend as a background! lol”
And this girl suddenly glares up at me so seriously and says “you better not have my boyfriend as your background pic, or else we’d have a problem.”
and I’m just like??????? I was joking??????????
I was feeling a smidgen under the weather weekend. To remedy it, I doodled an array of Striders… And one Roxy. And the Roxy sort of accidentally turned into a full picture. Oops. I needed to draw her anyway, since I’m thinking of trying to make the dress in time for Birmingham Comicon.
Kids on the phone. Transparent and captioned for their lines!
Idk if I should do Alpha kids.